Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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