Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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