Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
My pussy is not your playground.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
third nipple confirmed
My vagina is very pro this idea
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
