How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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