Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
