Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
