we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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