i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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