I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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