We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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