I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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