Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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