We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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