Don't you send me to vm
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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