"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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