She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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