Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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