i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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