I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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