I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
