I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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