How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
