The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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