a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
he was CRYING into my vagina
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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