He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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