I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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