does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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