'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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