He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm at about main and main street
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
please don't ironically join a cult
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