that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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