What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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