If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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