I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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