i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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