so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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