It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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