He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Couch. On fire.
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