why didn't you poke me back
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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