She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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