What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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