Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
