Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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