Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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