She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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