Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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