Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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