After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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