When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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