i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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