Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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